garfield kart

the best game in this world besides the godsent minecraft. i love this game. i lose my mind, when i have two sexy garfields next to me. i go coocoo, i go insane. im crazy, im coocoo crazy, garfield has me cookey. im coocoo cookey crazy.

“brooo im playing garfield kart and theres so many sexy jon arbuckle’s next to me”

by yunacore November 12, 2019

Garfield

An almighty God who has the power to rival the entire world. Can travel at the speed of light. Lasagna makes him 600x stronger. Has telepathy. Can put you in a coma with the blink of an eye.

If I was in a fight with Garfield, I'd die in 0.1 seconds

by ThatMoonCow February 24, 2021

garfeliose

A small stuffed cat of whom will haunt you nighmares

Garfeliose killed my whole family

by The Garfeliose Gang April 4, 2022

James A. Garfield

20th president of the United States, got shot. Never head of him? Me either.

It’s so sad that James A. Garfield died on a Monday.

Who?

by Rogue One 2 coming in 1977 August 2, 2018

Garfar

Garfar means vomit, garfar is a very disgusting vomit.

I feel like i'm gonna garfar.

by Glacmas September 6, 2017

garfsexual

If someone’s says he’s garfsexual, call the authorities and run away from him

Person 1: did you know Paul is garfsexual?
Person 2: we should probably avoid him from now on
Person 1: agreed

by Proud_garfsexual June 20, 2019

Simon and Garfunky

A phrase often said when putting a Simon and Garfunkel record, tape or CD on, to indicate how funky the music is, and how you will get funky listening to it.

-Puts CD in player-
"Let's get Simon and Garfunky."

by tea and toast. July 9, 2009