Gnarkled

to get completely and utterly OWNED.

"Nicky was gnarkled by Taylor's big mac eating abilities."

by stella9191 October 4, 2011

garbledick

He can only speak garbledick, since his mouth is full of cock..

Can you understand garbledick? you seem well practiced at talking with your mouth full of cock!

by mbdick October 16, 2017

Gnarledge

The knowledge of a fact which would needlessly harm at least one person if it were known more widely

I fucked around with Steve's girlfriend, I'm not sure if I should tell him.

Dude, keep that gnarledge to yourself.

by Hootenanny January 21, 2018

Garble

To drink from a glass or bottle and leave your spit bubbles on top, it looks like froth but it’s probably just backwash.

‘Chris has been drinking out of that wine bottle all night, I can see the garble on top.”

by Melissystreet May 28, 2018

Gnarfle

When a girl gives you really good head!

Man she can really gnarfle my garthok!
She gave me a good gnarflin!
Hey come over here and gnarfle on it!

by Wompus kitty November 16, 2020

Gnargle

Really dumb person who is friends with only crackheads who are drunk all the time and overdose to much with crack and they sell their children off e-bay for 2 cents but most likely they won’t have kids because they are to ugly, but about gnargle, he does all the drugs and he has an iq of 15 and he is so fricking stupid he found out how to hang a inanimate object and he is a finglenopper (which I wrote about) and he cut his leg cancer off with a plastic knife

Gnargle: am I cleared of cancer?
Doctor: it seems you have cut your cancer off, and with that pressure amount it seems someone has done it with a plastic knife.
Gnargle: oh yeah I did that.
Doctor: ok I found a crack head and i oop- HEY EVERYONE CALL THE POLICE I FOUND A DRUG ADDICT!
Gnargle: u wanneh smoek upon meh weed?
Cops: come
Also cops: arrests Gnargle and smacks his friends with knifes, and also hangs gnargl’s friends.

THE END (based on totally true story

by Jafakliem hiel May 16, 2021

Gnarledge

Knowledge of the extreme, entertaining, exciting, and radical.

Similar to GNARLY, but its GNARLEDGE.

Yo, just got home from Space Shuttle Door-Gunner class, teach dropped that GNARLEDGE today.

by _ark_ January 29, 2022