global warmer

A sports utility vehicle or other large truck-vehicle that spews an attrocious amount of toxins into the atmosphere, particularly apropos if the owner has no need for an off-road vehicle and would never even dream of driving it on a gravel parking lot for fear he would ding his paint.

I can't believe Scott bought a Hummer. Why on Earth does that asshole need a global warmer?

by bareback rider February 1, 2007

global deejays

a kick ass techno music making group

one night in bangkok, and the world's your oyster - by global deejays

by dan der man May 1, 2007

GLOBA

Giant Lower Body Area
The area between a Woman's FUPA and her cankles where it all goes horribly wrong.

I was digging Tracy. Nice arms, a tight stomach, and then she stood up and I was out, she was rocking a GLOBA.

by DJ Donkeypunch December 14, 2010

Gloaking

The act of staring at someone while they're eating in hopes that they'll give you some food.

(Jonathan staring at Seth while Seth eats his fries)

Seth: Dude, why are you gloaking at me so hard right now? If you want some, just take it.

by bard_UYD March 9, 2011

Global Waming

The act of making an idiot of oneself on an international level.

See: Donald Trump, Forrest Trump, Trucking Fump

Trump was global waming again today when his tweet showed he still doesn't know the difference between weather and climate.

Dude, you totally globally wamed it again! Face Palm Emoji

Stay in school, don't be a global wamer!

by smarbin January 29, 2019

gloat

Euphamistically kicking a man when he is down. Especially when you just beat him in some competition. Rubbing it in. Boasting in order to make the loser feel bad.

Jimmy beat Joe into second place and then proceeded to gloat about it.

by DeadMan January 20, 2004

Globalgasm

The self-knowledge that one day in the future all the people of the planet will have an orgasm simultaneously, producing sufficient energy capable of knocking the Earth out of its orbit and start a new interstellar journey through the universe.

"Darling, I've just had a globalgasm idea about our future together!"

"Shut up and flush the toilet"

by alberto calligaris April 9, 2008