gloofing

falling over laughing on someone

"Alexa, why are you gloofing on me"

by CoonCoon November 6, 2013

Grooming Scam

When someone befriends you online, using Social Media, Skype, Emails, Or other forms of contact, to extract information from you, or Guilt you into giving them money - Close to Romance scam, but romance doesn't have to be the key interest here to scam you

Person 1: Remember Donna?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Apparently her friend Online has asked for her to give her some money
Person 2: Sounds like a grooming scam to me.

by Aluzionz November 22, 2015

Gloominati

Gloominati: everything is terrible and others control me.

People who always part ways with an outrageous conspiracy reference.

Gloominati: See ya later, hope your kids don’t end up being satanic sex slaves in that pizza gate thing!

by Horny Thornley April 4, 2020

grooming minors

When a grown-ass man fucks a 14-17 year old child.
Roblox YouTubers by the name of Ribs and Notive groomed minors in 2023.

Ribs: OH YEAH DADDY I WANNA START GROOMING MINORS SO FUCKING BAD NIGGA!

by binchillin_goofyahh October 23, 2023

monkey-grooming

The act of fussing over the physical appearance of your significant other, akin to scenes of monkeys or other simians doing the same on animal documentaries. Includes squeezing pimples/blackheads, manicuring, pedicuring and plucking funny and/or white hair. Provides presumed psychic gratification to the groomer and laid back enjoyment to the groomee.

"What're you doing today?" "Nothing much. Monkey-grooming each other."

by qingwaa November 5, 2007

Badussy gloopin

(adj) When something is scrumptious.

That milkshake is badussy gloopin

by Bopitttt May 4, 2022

Goorping

farting while in the bathtub then biting the bubbles

While bathing last night I did a little goorping to relax.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003