Global Waming

The act of making an idiot of oneself on an international level.

See: Donald Trump, Forrest Trump, Trucking Fump

Trump was global waming again today when his tweet showed he still doesn't know the difference between weather and climate.

Dude, you totally globally wamed it again! Face Palm Emoji

Stay in school, don't be a global wamer!

by smarbin January 29, 2019

gloat

Euphamistically kicking a man when he is down. Especially when you just beat him in some competition. Rubbing it in. Boasting in order to make the loser feel bad.

Jimmy beat Joe into second place and then proceeded to gloat about it.

by DeadMan January 20, 2004

GLOG

It is an acronym used by some card carrying nerds, for the phrase "Good Looking Out G."

Guy: "Hey I got you some pizza roles for the magic tournament tonight"

Other Guy: "GLOG!"

Guy: "WERD"

by basementaljack August 5, 2010

Globalgasm

The self-knowledge that one day in the future all the people of the planet will have an orgasm simultaneously, producing sufficient energy capable of knocking the Earth out of its orbit and start a new interstellar journey through the universe.

"Darling, I've just had a globalgasm idea about our future together!"

"Shut up and flush the toilet"

by alberto calligaris April 9, 2008

Globalist

A person who is behind a shadow world government. Usually a person in a powerful position and who practices eugenics and satanism.

Globalists have been governing the world for centuries already

by Thomas Jefferson 1986 March 11, 2018

glogging

the act of telling a story repeatedly in an attempt to be funny.

George: One time, when i was in 1st grade, i walked in on Fred taking a crap.

Rasheed: George, stop glogging it's extremely annoying.

George: Sorry.

by fookyahmaurice August 18, 2010

Geogasm

The act of reaching orgasm from looking at locations on a map.

He was so impressed with the map he created he had a geogasm. It was a work of art.

by Mapman February 14, 2014