Gleggs

Slang term for Glasses/Spectacles (Geordie, North East English)

Can you pass me my Gleggs?

Can you pass me my Glasses?

by ThesmallRedcoat August 1, 2021

Spleggin gleggin

(Verb) ~a state of the world where an intelligent race invents at an exceedingly high speed and level and still has: murder, abuse of others, poverty, mass murder and war, pandemonium in equal, close to or higher than invention level.

“Hey john,how are you?”
“Spleggin gleggin”
The human race is total spleggin gleggin

by Jake splegginator August 1, 2022

Gledge

Jizz mixed with dirt. Usually found in parks or other public places of high hobo trafficking. May also be found in locals frequented by ugly college freshmen or in dormitories occupied by computer science majors who bathe infrequently.

If one becomes extremely aroused during a dust storm on the central plains, he will gledge in his pants.

Aw man, I totally just stepped in some gledge!

Dude, that railing is covered in gledge!

It smells like dirt and bleach...we're in a park...must be gledge!

(While camping)

Dad: Hey son, where did you dig the shit hole?

Son: Just look for the pool of gledge, it's right next to it!

by doctus irratus January 4, 2011

glegan

Simply put, a gluten free vegan. So someone who abstains from eating anything from an animal or that contains gluten. A Glegan could be considered to have extremely limited food options and only an advised lifestyle for those with creative cooking skills.

I am Glegan therefore.....I don't eat meat, I don't eat dairy, I don't eat eggs, I don't eat bread, I don't eat pasta, I don't eat.......

by OriginalGlegan February 8, 2014

Glenglish

Adjective
Relating to earth or its people or its language

Noun
1) The language of the globe widely used as a vernacular or derivation of English. Particularly seen in the global population as a result of globalization, media, consumerism, and neoliberalism.
2) The people of the globe

Verb
1) To translate to Glenglish
2) To adopt (a foreign word) into Glenglish; Glenglize

Plural Noun
1) Despite the plurality of Glenglish, unlike English, Glenglish does not have other dialects or forms of slang. Due to massive globalization of neoliberalism, media, and consumerism, Glenglish has been so widespread that it has truly become one global language. Due to Glenglish’s uniformity many indigenous languages and cultures are becoming less prevalent.

Adj. Higher academic institutions take a mandatory core Glenglish class to promote globalized ideas of neoliberalism, consumerism, and individualism.

Noun. Glenglish is not only a global, academic language, but also the result of the globalization of meme culture and social media.

Verb. To Glenglish English

by The Year of 2052 January 21, 2020

geggasheck

“geggasheck” is a term for a man that is sexually attracted to a green man with a thick beautiful accent named Shrek. Geggasheck’s are often known for becoming extremely popular with men.

“Did you hear? Josh came out as a geggasheck.” “No way! He is so cool, I want to be him.”

by c h e e s e February 15, 2020

glagglebum

an amazing food! it sadly can only be found in the land of "ur nan" only the bravest of men have ever tried to aquire this golden food and they have all failed.

"i wish i could get my hands on some glagglebum"

by juicy watermelon July 1, 2020