gobbledeegook

Something that makes no sense, completely nonsensical

"The teacher was talking about the applications of the CAST method in trig functions, but all I heard was gobbledeegook"

by yo_mama November 22, 2005

Gibblesnorf

n - A child, usually one that constantly pleads or begs for attention.

What can I say? Gibblesnorfs will be gibblesnorfs.

by BrianDeBrain June 10, 2013

gibberwank

A popular idea or statement passed around within a subset of the population as if it was factual, but for which there is no supporting evidence. A fusion of "gibberish" and "wanking".

The idea that most unemployed people are lazy pot-heads is just gibberwank spread by uber-conservatives.

by Dr.Dive February 8, 2009

Gobble Flop

The act of bouncing ones hanging testicles off a woman's neck while receiving oral sex making it look like she has a turkey gobble.

On a hot summers eve last year Andy proceeded to gobble flop his lady down by the pond, midway through they ended up sticking to her neck.

by RobSonic November 26, 2009

Gobble my Hog

An instance in which your girlfriend will wrap her lips around tip, shaft, and/or ball sack and proceed to gobble like a turkey on Thanksgiving.

I cant come to baseball because my girlfriend is coming down to gobble my hog

by The Hog Gobbler December 6, 2010

Gibleting

Joining the ranks of odd trends like extreme ironing and planking is Gibleting — a testicle-themed gag that involves liberating one’s testicles in a normal social setting. Gibleting is the world's newest adrenalin sport, combining the thrill of social activity with the satisfaction of getting one’s scrotal unit (i.e. giblets) out in the open air.

Part of the attraction and interest towards gibleting seems to centre on the issue of whether it is really a sport or not. It is widely considered to be tongue-in-cheek.

From its modest beginnings as a festive distraction during a staff Christmas party, Gibleting has has become a one-of-a-kind mix of performance art and danger sport.

Whether conducted solo or in a group, some locations where such performances have taken place include a club in central London, a park, on the street and in the London Welsh RFC bar.

- 'Dude this party is so dry. I might just start gibleting now.'
- ' If in doubt get them out!'

by Trotsky's Icepick December 17, 2012

Gobble Copter

The act of motor-boating another person's buns or thighs. Ladies love this seductive use of skin-slapping cheek movement. Gobble sounds make it all the better.

I can't wait to go home so you can give me a furious gobble copter! - mom

by Westside47 April 16, 2015