gerretsen

Opening your mouth without thinking and making a strong argument against your own position will now be known as a 'gerretsen'.

Accidentally making a strong argument for your position when you are completely uninformed will now be known as a 'reverse gerretsen'.

I was trying to explain why failing math was the teacher's fault and not mine, but I pulled a complete gerretsen. Now I'm grounded for like a month.

by Political Orphan March 2, 2023

Garrett

Will not shut the fuck up about the government or how bad his car is (and yet he claims it is better than mine).
Complete gearhead.
Absolutely no sexual attraction to anything except his shitass car.
Not a bad guy in the slightest, but his interests are a little narrow.
Nickname is Gort.

"Gort (Garrett) do be pullin' up tho frfr no cap ongaishiye."

by BigBoiMac9459 April 8, 2023

Gerrets

Gerrets is a Minecraft YouTuber or a Variety YouTuber. He is almost at 10K subscribers. Usually, people say his voice is hot. You can decide that. He is a kind person despite the persona he puts on the screen for viewers.

Them: What is Gerrets?
You: Oh, a great YouTuber!
Them: I will watch him then! Thanks.

by reinthegreat July 7, 2023

The Garrett

A sex position similar to doggy style on a bbq grill while steaks are cooking beneath you

Jacob did The Garrett with the dog at the family barbecue

by Jonahisthethiccestmanintheland December 10, 2019

A Garrett

Someone that never contributes food to social gatherings

Josh is going to be a Garrett this thanksgiving

by Garrett is always late November 19, 2022

maddie and garrett

The biggest power couple you will ever meet.Garrett with his short blonde hair, and piercing blue eyes. Maddie with her long brown, hair and big heart pounding brown eyes. Are the cutest couple in school. Everyone is jealous of how absolute goals they are.

Person 1“Omg is that Maddie and Garrett?”
Person2 “Yes the cutest power couple in the school”

by Your mom007 June 4, 2018

garrett with a beanie

Garrett is already the most perfect specimen to walk planet earth and can make women wet as a waterfall, but with a beanie, Garrett turns 10w9321 times more attractive.

Wow Garrett with a beanie is making me want to turn everyday into sexual Friday.

by Garrettfanclub June 17, 2016