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german schmear

Verb. When one rubs a white substance(jizz) to cover up an existing facade (face).
Chuck decided that the only way to update Kyle's appearance was to give him an immaculate German schmear.
by Wealcattty October 15, 2017
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German wetsuit

When a full fisting session evolves into the entirety of the human reinserts theirselves into the uterus of a female
Oh fuck Brad, I was fisting Stacy and ended up in a German wetsuit
by The fist fucker September 27, 2018
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gemar

Gemar is great in bed. Just like Michelle Recustodio
Gemar is kind
by Anonimous121 June 9, 2021
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Germany

The country that loves Hitler and hates Jewish and Polish.
Synonim: The Nazi Land
Most used sentence: "Heil Hitler"
Germany
by Pepino Man August 1, 2019
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German Squeegee

The act of pressing your buttcheeks against a pane of glass and farting. This can be done while your pants are still on, but the act is best visualized without pants -- and from the other side of the glass, for optimal viewing. For an even better visual, you may perform this act while suffering from diarrhea, but be careful to avoid the inevitable splash and collateral coverage.
You know the German Squeegee Bob butt-pressed on the bank's front window? He must have had the Hershey Squirts something fierce because they still haven't been able to clean it off. Seriously, it looks like someone shot a turd at the window at Mach 3!
by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011
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Geralding

1). The act of masturbating repeatedly and often to the point where your ejaculation becomes a puff of dust.

2). The act of consistently masturbating with the door open or unlocked after repeatedly being caught by their roommate.
Patrick caught his roommate geralding AGAIN!
by WEKNOWYOUBEATITGERALD March 30, 2011
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Germany

The most populous country in central Europe, Germany was divided into two separate states from 1949 until 1990 when the GDR (East Germany) was absorbed into the FRG (West Germany). Germany is an industrial giant and has the largest economy in Europe.
"Germany is at the heart of Europe."
by scenester December 28, 2005
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