Someone/something that is being either:
1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.
2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.
(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)
3) A particularly nice gerkin.
1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.
2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.
(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)
3) A particularly nice gerkin.
1)
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin
2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.
3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin
2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.
3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.
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Get the jerkin the gerkin mug.louisa: what shall we do this weekend?
James: lets go on a full on gerkaturt!
Or
what a fuckin gerkaturt that was last night i cant feel my arms!
Or
whys john shaking like a scared papoose was it the gerkaturt he was on last night?
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ive gotta get off the gerkaturt i saw my soul eat a boiled egg last night
James: lets go on a full on gerkaturt!
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what a fuckin gerkaturt that was last night i cant feel my arms!
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whys john shaking like a scared papoose was it the gerkaturt he was on last night?
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ive gotta get off the gerkaturt i saw my soul eat a boiled egg last night
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Get the gerkaturt mug.1. Term used to describe an unfortunate genetic disorder which renders a male with inadequately sized anatomy.
2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny
3. DAMN!
2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny
3. DAMN!
This poor boy has the worst case of the Gerkin Syndrome I've ever seen.
The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".
His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.
The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".
His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.
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Get the Gerkin Syndrome mug.To backhand someone in the junk. Back slap the twig and berries. Upper-cut the cock and balls. There can be multiple techniques depending on the style of the b'gerker. It is important to mention that it is not a true b'gerk if the person knows its coming. It must come when the person least expects it.
Roman told his girlfriend something inappropriate I said so for payback he will get brutal b'gerking.
by mercD January 23, 2011
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m-:here girl let's try something new.
f-:huh? what do you want to try?
m-:fire gecko.
f-:fire gecko?
m:- ye
f:- AHHHH MODAFOKA IT BURNSSSSSSSS MY PUSSY IS BURNING LIKE A FLAMING CAT!! i think im gonna cum
m-:here girl let's try something new.
f-:huh? what do you want to try?
m-:fire gecko.
f-:fire gecko?
m:- ye
f:- AHHHH MODAFOKA IT BURNSSSSSSSS MY PUSSY IS BURNING LIKE A FLAMING CAT!! i think im gonna cum
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