Gerber

A Male or Female who eat’s and smells like baby food, and acts like a bratty child who was spoiled by there parents to much.

Dude This annoying kid is acting like a total Gerber he should keep his mouth shut when he eats.

by Ilickthecoldones October 9, 2018

Gerber

Gerber is a fat old person.

bariatric refers to a fat person.

geriatric is an old person.

Why is that Gerber a pain in the ass.

by Smalldick3 January 12, 2024

Gerber

A term used to describe a person who has been babied

He's a little gerber.

by Rizzly Bear Jr. Jr. December 2, 2023

Gerber scale

The Gerber scale of is a method of ranking attractiveness that ranges from 1-4
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would

- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t

“Ayo my guy, i saw a girl at the gym who was a full-bodied 4 and I nearly blew my jorts”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that”

by ImaPopAnyway September 24, 2022

gerber baby

a soft, cute dumbass
can be used to describe fuckboys and cute/attractive assholes

marlin: i think butterflies are cute
bean: oh ur such a gerber baby, butterflies r disgusting

by need a nap March 8, 2021

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by Mans_dont_be_hot April 18, 2021

Gerber

The answer you give to someone when they ask you how your day has been going, and it hasnt been going at all. Adding more e's emphasized that fact.

MacBeth: hey how was your day today?
MacDonald: gerber
MacBeth: lol sucks to suck

nerd: man I got a 100 on that test, how did you do?
wasteperson: geeeerber
nerd: rip dude, you'll gettem on the next one

by JoeDaPro May 28, 2021