Geometry Dash 2.2 out

yes yes it is real!!!! it is oute. swingcopter here!!! spider oorb here!!! we evehn got de teleporb and deh spider pahd
is not a joke, is real. serusly. 2.2 oute. go chehk on sheam fohr updhate unleas you alredy hav!!!

Bartholomew: "2.2 will never come out."
Nathaniel Bacon: "Geometry Dash 2.2 out tho"
Bartholomew: "you lie"
Nathaniel: "no lie!"
Bartholomew: "i chehck"
Bartholomew: "WHAT THE-"
Nathaniel: "i told yhou"

Matthew: "you really play geometry dash nerd?"
Nathaniel + Bartholomew: "S H U T"
Robert Topala™: "you will not speak of mine creation that way™"

Matthew: "hey look its inventor of doofus land"
Robert Topala™: "you will be teleport to congregation, N O W!!!™"

Matthew: "what's congregation, some sort of ner-"
*Matthew was trapped in the depths of Congregation™*

by this creature January 22, 2024

Geometry Dash

stupid game that i wasted 7 dollars on (ios and steam including taxes) and i cant get past the first fucking level FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKUFCKUFFKCICJCJCKFIFIIFISIAWI

Geometry Dash is a game about cubes jumping, inspired by the impossible game. It is a way to show that you are a virgin and have nothing to do, and will be forced to sit in a chair every single fucking day and record SHIT videos and become BANKRUPT

Some random 14 yearold: im gamer cool man
Me: you waste money on geometry dash

by T1ngTang April 13, 2024

geometry dash haha funny

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i want to munt geometry dash haha funny

by Skibidi caius March 13, 2024

Geometry Dash

That one game you keep raging on basically... Platformer game just in case you want to know :)

Tom: "Hey Jeremy, how are you doing today?"
Jeremy: "Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to beat Stereo Madness."
Bob: "You really must suck at Geometry Dash lol"
Jeremy: "Ok, you try it then."
Bob: *Goes to the search bar and searches 'acheron' and one attempts it*
Jeremy: *yes*

by Not a psychopath :) January 13, 2023

Hop on Geometry Dash

A slang that is most commonly used by gay men to have aggressive oral sex with femboys.

Ricardo: Yo dude i really wanna hop on geometry dash
Xavier: Thats really disgusting man.

by empireism July 24, 2025

Geometry Dash

A form of male Birth Control

"male birth control already exists. its called Geometry Dash, But you're not ready for that conversation" - AeonAir, Geometry Dash Player.

by ChaozTyphoon May 6, 2023

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