Gimpy Geezer

Niall & James

Niall: ''insert gimpy joke''
James: HAHAHAHAHAH NIGE WHAT A LAD

everyone else: that isn't even funny, you guys are such gimpy geezers

by herpderpery December 17, 2012

gazing geezer

An elderly man who enjoys public restrooms and looking over urinal partition walls at other men's penis. A elderly man who gets gratification by hanging out in a public restroom watching other men piss.

Careful in the shitter there's a gazing geezer in there.

by Pepe Chong August 24, 2017

Geezer no gizer

A geezer no gizer is an old pig that runs around the forestry trees in search for a cantaloupe.

Erin- ‘hey Bethany did u see that geezer no gizer running around yesterday?’

Bethany- ‘why yes Erin I did’

by randopando2 October 1, 2018

half geezer

A half gallon of whiskey.

Did you want a 5th or a half geezer?

by West Coast Log Trucker July 7, 2019

geezer tail

hiding a boner between your legs

i didn't want to look gay in gym class so i totaly geezer tailed it

by Mike Culver June 24, 2003

Hide A Geezer

The act of hiding a "wad" of come (male ejaculate) somewhere, usually in the home of someone else.

I got to his place 15 mins before him, so I had time to hide a geezer under his pillow.

by Mr Rios D December 5, 2012

Brexit Geezer

A Brexit Geezer is typically someone named joey hampshire that tends to head to bed during any time right after dawn

Hey that joey guy is a complete Brexit Geezer its only 9:00PM and he's goin to bed

by connels a fag April 18, 2023