geezer kennel

A nursing home to send old people when they become too much to handle.

Time to send Grampa to the geezer kennel.

by alligator fuckhouse May 29, 2007

geezer

John McCain

There's no way such a geezer can lead this country.

by Phylosophi January 21, 2009

geezerati

Senior citizens who either are, or think they are, still hip and cool.

Seeing a white haired guy ride away from the 7-11 on a Harley with his Maalox in a sack, "Oh yeah, another member of the geezerati."

Watching 3 old women pull away from you in a half-marathon, "Holy crap, I've been dusted by the geezerati!"

by gophigure July 15, 2009

Geepers

An expression of excitement often used by Dennis the menace....

Geepers Mr. Wilson...I'm waiting for my dad to come home...

by Glock-D February 21, 2018

geezer tail

hiding a boner between your legs

i didn't want to look gay in gym class so i totaly geezer tailed it

by Mike Culver June 24, 2003

Geekersneakertons

A longer and more refined way to define a nerd at his finest.

Person1: Hey did you guys see Moe's test results he's at the top of the class!
Person2: He's one of the Geekersneakertons.

by TheTruGeekersneakerton September 9, 2016

Geezernese

language spoken by individuals 70 years of age and older in chronological years or by the old-wannabes. IE: Hitch in my giddyup, 'or yonda

Being raised with my grandparents made me fluent in geezernese

by maggsilicious March 23, 2017