Canadian Geese Attack

Also known as the Hudson Plane landing on January 15th, 2009 was an attack by the Candians using their own wild life i.e. Canadian Geese to bring down an American Airliner. This will not be accepted and action should be taken against Canada.

Guy #1: Hey man, you remember that plane that landed on the Hudson?

Guy #2: Yeah what about it?

Guy #1: Do you remember how it went down?

Guy #2: Uhh yeah birds flew into the engines right?

Guy #1: Yes but what kinds of birds?

Guy #2: Ummm Geese right?

Guy #1: Canadian Geese!!!!

Guy #2: Ohmigod!!! Those son of a bitches!!!

Guy #1: Exactly we need to do something about this!!

Guy #2: Premptive Strike!!!!

Guy #1: Hellz yeah!!!

Guy #2: Man this will go down in history as the infamous Canadian Geese Attack.

by Jokesterpants August 6, 2009

geesh

Exclamation, same as gosh but a bit stronger. Used in Trinidad, mainly by females.

Geesh! I can't believe that!

by Thorsten Kettner July 27, 2006

geese

1. more than one goose

2. some marijuana

1. "Geese inhabit the woods."

2. "I think I'll go smoke some geese."

by djkfhskjfhg August 3, 2007

geese

1. To make fun of someone.
2. To run very fast.

1. "Keenan geesed on Raul for like 10 minutes straight yesterday at the bus stop."
2. "Damn Thando, you were geesin' in that 200. You won by like 10 meters."

by Kid Swish March 9, 2008

geesty

meaning really sick or raw. often used as a compliment of someone or something.

" Man! His shoes are so geesty!"

" The song she just made is hella geesty!"

by Lil Geest March 24, 2010

Geese

Geese caused climate change and need to die because they are evil devil-serving fucks. They also have teeth on their tongue.

Geese are disgusting and make me want to grab their noodle necks and thrash them around like a ceiling fan until their body falls off. Plz help me kill all geese.

by Bunny Bitch idk May 10, 2021

angry geese

The art of inserting one's hand into a female's vagina in the shape of a geese head, then while inside the women, opening your hands while making angry honking noises.

OMGZ, he angry geesed me! It was amazing! I may have to marry this one! :D :D :D

by the farmers friend May 10, 2010