Shit Ass Geek

A Shit Ass Geek (SAG) is an athlete who is either ill-equipped for their sport or wears impractical clothing. A SAG outfit usually consists of board shorts, polo (or wifebeater if you're ghetto), a headband and runners/flipflops. If someone is recognized as a SAG, it is generally assumed that they are not very skilled at the sport, though there are rare exceptions.

Shit Ass Geek: I am so cool i styled my hair this morning and i am wearing runners and long board shorts while playing racquet sports. i am pro.

(chinky accent)

* Walks away while swinging racquet in a pan-handled grip, trying to impress LG's*

by johnmagicson December 7, 2009

tech geek

someone with ridiculous skills on a computer/phone/iPod/other electronical device and scares us mere earthlings. they have a habit of breaking these after streching them beyond their ability for normal usage. they also sometimes know more about a product than the producer.

-so i just took out the hardrive, cleaned the termimals and de-floobied the remainder of the computer so i could download this software which enabled me to detonate a bomb on the other side of the world which is specifically programmed to kill everyone except me.
-wow youre such a tech geek...

by iamme986 February 15, 2010

Band Geek

Band geeks are the coolist people you could ever know. The band room is their home away from home, they're there in the morning before school, when they should be in their other classes, for band, and after school. They often are in many different bands such as marching band, jazz band, and concert band. They go to every football and basketball game, not to watch their school teams win, but to be in pep band and often times play better than the sports teams. They usualy date other band geeks, or orch dorks, and hate those chior kids.

Those band geeks play better than the football team.
I'm such a band geek, I'm at school 2 hours before it starts, 4 days a week so I can be in jazz band, have advanced band every day in 5th period, and on Wed. I have sax lessons!

by Bre April 25, 2005

Geek kiss

When two people lean in for a passionate embrace and their spectacles clash making an adorable clinking sound

"Oh Kerry that was such a geek kiss" said Karl dissapointedly after bashing glasses with his wife!

by Samebluesky July 13, 2012

geek joint

a marijuana cigarette laced with crack or powder cocaine

Smoked an L with Betty, my whole face turned numb. Turns out she had a geek joint.

by decl May 4, 2014

running gecko

When making love to your women against a wall, you pull out and stick it up her ass causing her to run up the wall

I gave her a running gecko last night, I swear she climbed half the wall

by da\/id February 11, 2014

play geek

Act like something not serious, when it really is.

Act like i want go stack this money up, Play Geek.
He about to get his ass whoop play geek.
Acting like you are high but you are not

by lucky205 September 30, 2014