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Flabber-Gassed-It 

When somebody is so startled or frightened that they crack a rip in their jeans. They jump so hard that they pass gas loudly and/or often times shit them self uncontrollably.
Did you guys see jimmy in class today? Amy smacked his ass and he flabber-gassed-it all over the back row during a silent study.
To steal a friends girl from under his feet
I was chatting to a girl i liked in a bar last night and my friend swooped in and gossed me.
Gossed by Angry friend December 30, 2012

He glassed me! 

To hit someone over the head with a bottle.
Boxer Dereck Chisora being hit over the head with a bottle by rival David Haye. Derek said "He glassed me!"
He glassed me! by Addssuck April 24, 2012
The act of land becoming shiny, hard, and otherwise glass like after a nuclear strike from the intense heat and pressure.
Although Kim Jong Un wanted to nuke the US, he knew his entire country would be glassed if he did.
Glassed by Dankus Memeticus January 2, 2018

Gasserole 

Find a large rectangular casserole dish. Layer two inches of Ranch Style beans with chopped onion combined with a jar of minced garlic and a dozen chopped hard boiled eggs. Puree a pound of boiled brussel sprouts with heavy cream and spread over the beans. Brown a pound of spicy breakfast sausage and layer over the puree. Prepare one box of Stove Top cornbread stuffing and layer on top. Garnish with anything that looks creative and causes gas.
If people are reluctant to try the Gasserole, you may puree the dish in a blender and serve in one of those cool looking sombrero hat style chip and dip plates. Guaranteed to liven things up in the office.
We were supposed to have another boring pot luck dinner at work so I made a Gasserole to inflate the fun factor.
Gasserole by Bugsy McDingle December 7, 2012