A woman/man/other with a massively untamed bush approaches. You proceed to douse dat bush with honey. It is now conditioned. Beginning to comb the bush with your teeth, you indulge a little. You and your tongue begin to buzz, much like a bee. The trimming ensues. Only a true Dirty Garth can produce a perfectly sculpted Garden of Eden with the tenacious gnashing of his teeth alone. This process doubles as a dental hygiene session. Just before she cums, you shove 3 live bees up her asshole.
Girl 1: Wow, where did you get your pubes done?! They look fabulous.
Girl 2: This mystifying man from the pub last night, he gave me the dirtiest Dirty Garth I've ever had!
Girl 1: Amazing...Truely.
Girl 2: This mystifying man from the pub last night, he gave me the dirtiest Dirty Garth I've ever had!
Girl 1: Amazing...Truely.
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Get the Gary Holt mug.1. reluctance to answer a potentially embarrassing question
2. spoken to instantly divert a captive audience's attention so a speaker can covertly move out of the line of questions
adj. plead the fifth
origin: Gary Coleman is a dead midget and this is a known fact. Any sightings of him will cause anyone to turn around. Mainly because midgets are interesting, and Gary Coleman still makes people chuckle with his recorded tyrades
2. spoken to instantly divert a captive audience's attention so a speaker can covertly move out of the line of questions
adj. plead the fifth
origin: Gary Coleman is a dead midget and this is a known fact. Any sightings of him will cause anyone to turn around. Mainly because midgets are interesting, and Gary Coleman still makes people chuckle with his recorded tyrades
Reporter 1: Sir did you have relations with your secretary
Wife: Intently listening
Speaker: Hey! There Goes Gary Coleman!!!!
Crowd: **Turns in pointing direction**
Speaker: **drops mic turns and leaves conference**
Wife: Intently listening
Speaker: Hey! There Goes Gary Coleman!!!!
Crowd: **Turns in pointing direction**
Speaker: **drops mic turns and leaves conference**
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