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garrett

The most handsome boy you'll ever meet. He has the most perfect smile and dimples, when he smiles your heart will melt. He can be very shy and quiet but when he meets the right friends he'll become very outgoing and popular. Sometimes garrett can be a big asshole, but they can also be genuine and caring. He will make you fall in love over and over again every time you look into his big eyes. Garrett is tall and very stylish, he always knows what to wear. He will probably reject you if you tell him how you feel so if you get a chance to have him KEEP HIM!! He also has a contagious laugh that radiates happiness in a room. Garretts are very smart but don't show it and have lots of friends. He's also probably a baseball boy and hits dingers every time he might have trouble talking with the girls even though he knows how hot he is. All in all Garretts are very attractive and popular people that everyone wants to be friends with.
Wow! garret is so hot
garrett's girlfriend is a lucky girl!
by the definition ma$ter November 19, 2019
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Garrett Goodson

A Fuck boy, thinks he’s the best fishing guide out there, but he’s always riding Sharkie’s coat tail. He’s also a squid and a want to be hand. Garret Goodson’s are also known to drive Bum Ass 7.3’s. A GG also can’t see his pecker over his belly.
Wow. Look at that Garrett Goodson. He’s such a fuck boy.
by GG a Ho February 17, 2020
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Gareld

Gareld is always watching, he is always in the background, you just never cared to look, for you were afraid of what you might find. he has been there for every major event in history and will continue to be there for every major event. he rarely intervenes and when he does, he is careful to leave no trace and a story that could be believed. for example, he killed Adolf Hitler. the only known group of people who know about Gareld are the American government. when a new member joins they go through a process called "the induction" where they are forced to come to terms with all the bad that they have done. this can often times destroy the mind of an individual as you could see with individuals such as Rudy Juliani. When someone leaves the Government they are given amnestics designed to specifically remove only memories of Gareld. Gareld is often depicted as a tall man in a trench coat with a note book and pen in hand, often writing. many theories have been made as to what Gerald is doing, and why he is watching. some of the more popular theories think that Gareld serves aliens and collects information to serve to them about human nature. others think that he is a time traveler and is recording how each event happened and to make the most accurate depiction of history possible. and others even think that he is a god that exists outside of time. one things for certain, Gareld will continue to watch, and the day that he stops, could mean the end for us all.
Someone: YOOOOOOO IS THAT GARELD?!
Government Sniper: *Loads gun*
by Banana Barry January 4, 2021
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Garryless

Someone who is less than Garry, therefore Garry is better than you
Garryless: Hi I am Garryless
Mangokiki_ Are you Less than Garry?
by Gabbyless November 9, 2021
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garcello

bf:garcello has died

me:sadness
by hsnas February 22, 2022
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Garrett

Garrett is a person that is incredibly rare to find in this life. If and when you ever do meet a Garrett, just know that you’ll have to prepare yourself for a few things.

1. Prepare for being a good listener, because Garrett’s can sure talk a lot. But you’re going to love listening to him. Just hearing his sweet voice is enough to make you feel like all your worries are nonexistent.

2. He’s going to be incredibly funny, so prepare for the stomach aches and sore cheeks from laughing and smiling so damn much.

3. Once you see how beautiful Garrett’s are, you’re going to never want to take your eyes off him.

4. He’s going to love you hard. Even if you’re miles away from each other, you will feel so loved.

5. You’ll realize sooner or later that he is your soulmate, and that you wish you met him sooner.

6. He’s going to have a few things to talk about that will be hard to hear. And you’re going to do everything you can to make him realize that you aren’t going anywhere. Keep trying until he fully understands that. He is blonde after all, so you may have to repeat it a few times.

Overall, if you ever have the privilege of meeting a wonderful human with the name Garrett, know that you are very lucky. Garrett’s are beautiful, inside and out. You’ll say the words “I love you” but it’ll never feel enough compared to how you truly feel. He’s a special man, and he deserves the world.
I am so in love with you Garrett, and I’m so happy to have you in my life <3
by HotDoorKnob February 12, 2023
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Jason Garrett

Dumbass coach for the Dallas Cowboys who can’t coach to save His damn life. Has wasted instagram famous Gabriel Dolak who is famous for ranting about the Dallas Cowboys @realgabrieldolak . Is wasting dak Prescott’s career as it is.
by Gary the Partyrocker November 14, 2019
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