Gage

Your mental age. It can be the same as, lower, or higher than your age in years.

He is 17, but his gage is 9.

by General Ray November 15, 2021

Gage

Usually short, blonde, and annoying. They usually play football and think they are good at it. But in reality they take sacks and throw picks.

Dang it gage is back in the might as well give the other team the ball.

by Caleb2234 January 31, 2022

gage

any guy that goes out with the same girl for more than 3 times in a row. and if they're an even bigger gage, they'll go out with their ex-gf's good friend to make them mad or jealous.

girl1: that guy is such a gage!
girl 2: yeah, i know, he went out with you and now he's going out with ur friend!how rude

by pipper March 2, 2005

gaged

A body part that has been pierced and stretched out, such as the earlobe.

Wow - dig her gaged ears!

by lyoness August 28, 2006

Gage

A guy that is ugly, around 25,000 lbs, girls go away from him, he cant have sex because his dick is smaller than a grain of sand.

Him: Hey laides
Ladies: Nope
Man: That guy is a real gage you know that

by dfijahfiadf March 23, 2017

gage

a gay homo who trys to be cool but ends up to be gay

if you come on to a guy u are a gage

by max159 July 31, 2007

Gage

A mega fagot that looks like a monkey

Gage you look like a monkey

by Green phantom September 20, 2017