American Greeting

When there is another shooting in the US.

Did you hear about the latest US school shooting?
Ah yes the old American Greeting!

by Bewmdogg May 08, 2021

Kings Greeting

After successfully getting lucky the night before you are met with a kiss on both cheeks by your friends as a sign of greatness.

“How did you go last night?”-Guy 1
“Yeah mate I pulled an absolute babe” - King

“All hail the king”-Guy 1
Kings greeting given XX

by Revellers101 December 06, 2020

no no greet

way to say "ha1l" w/o offending anybody.

all no no greet the USSR!

by linuxmatty February 07, 2022

Drive by greeting

An annoying form of greeting that is pointless and does not invite more conversation. Typically done when someone is crossing another person's path.

"hey how you doing"
"Good"
The only response that you can give in the time given to respond to a drive by greeting

by LadyLilith December 19, 2024

Greet and Retreat

The act of sending a greeting, often "hey" or "hi" in a chat server or similar online discussion board, but especially in a Discord server, and then offering no further conversation such that a series of greetings accumulates but no actual discourse.

Anon: The servers dead, nothing but Greet and Retreat for the last week.

by JesSayers December 15, 2020

Mermaid greeting

When you receive oral sex from someone underwater and don’t know who it is.

I was at a night time pool party and got a Mermaid greeting.

by XdxcOkboomer November 25, 2023

beard greeting

When two thickly-bearded men see each other and grab their own beards in salutations to each other.

Ben grabbed his beard briefly when he has the bearded guy sitting at the cafe table. The guy returned the beard greeting by taking hold of his own.

by CaptainSparkness August 03, 2014