Greet and Retreat

The act of sending a greeting, often "hey" or "hi" in a chat server or similar online discussion board, but especially in a Discord server, and then offering no further conversation such that a series of greetings accumulates but no actual discourse.

Anon: The servers dead, nothing but Greet and Retreat for the last week.

by JesSayers December 15, 2020

Deep Greet

Holding hands with someone while double fisting an orifice

Have you ever experienced a deep greet with your boyfriend and your ex-wife?

by Hope Fully May 16, 2025

seasonings greetings

When holiday meals call for a different kind of seasoning.

I can't believe Thanksgiving is almost here, I need to bust out the cloves and cinnamon and wish everyone Seasonings Greetings!

by GlazeHer November 23, 2023

rainbow greeting

A smilingly-playful salutation dat consists of da phrase, "The color between orange and green." Translation: "YELLOOOO!"

A rainbow greeting is da greatest --- why just SAY hello when ya can YELL it? :D

by QuacksO May 7, 2022

Greet Greet Antagonize

A pro gamer maneuver used by the most skilled RDR2 players on the planet. Used to piss off NPC's without causing a fuss.

Example of Greet Greet Antagonize
Arthur (Greet): "Officer."
Officer: "..."
Arthur (Greet): "Your face looks familiar."
Officer: "Uh-huh."
Arthur (Antagonize): "Reminds me of the last time I lifted my horse's tail."

by DarthMole February 1, 2025

Michigan greeting

The ACT of throwing a fire bomb throug the Window of the new neighbours/ new rival establisment.

Somebody finally bougth the house next door, so i whent over en gave them a michigan greeting, when they were working in the yard I dident know they had a child in there. Oh well.

by Jallaballa November 29, 2020

Greets

It's the very informal short version of Greetings!

Adam: Well, I gotta go now, see ya!
You: Greets!

by AleZ_Off April 5, 2023