goldmember

Floppy old man who collects and eats his own skin-flakes. Flexible. Enjoys the odd smoke and a pancake.

Would you like a smoke and a pancake?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.

Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010

glemp

A state of vegetative wakefulness.

I was up all night watching Youtube videos instead of sleeping because I was glemp.

by RanchoRelaxo November 29, 2011

glemarie

Glemarie is a very very talented young lady. She is basically good at everything she does. She can sing, dance, she can draw, she’s smart and more..

Oh! You’re definitely a Glemarie!

by Suga kookie September 18, 2018

Goldman

Absolutely bootiful person. Goldman is a gentleman who is looked upon as a role model in academics, fashion, sports and morals by everyone who surrounds him.

Aidan: Did you see that Goldman?
Marcus: Yeah, I wanna be just like him.

by PiBuntuDog March 28, 2019

goldmember

a crazy dutch bastard - who is obsessed with gold - lost his genitailia in a smelting acident - is peeling - and wants to flood the world

1. "i love GOLD!"
2. "can i paint his yohoo gold?"
3. "im peeling"

by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003

Billy Golemme

Some random kid who loves music almost as much as he does making dick jokes.

Student: "Teacher! Billy Golemme is being inappropriate again!"

Teacher: "It's Billy Golemme, what did you expect?"

by sunny in a shady place April 20, 2009