Gloss the Meat.

To lubricate one's penis before sex or masturbation.

Bob: Are you gonna hit that Sweet Ass tonight?
Tom: You know it.
Bob: I think she is a virgin.
Tom: Don't worry I'm gonna gloss the meat.

by Slicker Willy March 19, 2015

Get glossed

Similar to getting cooked

i.e. “ah man I forgot my homework I’m so glossed” OR “bro this guy sucks at this game fr get glossed”

by Amongbutts October 11, 2024

gloss whore

Just a girl who loves her lip gloss

I love being a gloss whore

by Xiophelia March 29, 2022

albino lip gloss

Another name for cum

Barry was making the sex with Tammy, and gave her his albino lip gloss.

by KALAMAZOO CORNDOG May 03, 2021

Lip Gloss

Something worn by ugly ass girls because they know they got chappy ass lips so they need bullshit to make themselves look Decent

"Oh my good Mellissa I look so ugly because my lips are dry and chappy"
*Puts on lip gloss*
"THERE THATS BETTER"

by Thatnigga_Meech September 03, 2019

gloss

1. something shiny, glittery, commonly referred to makeup (like lip gloss.)
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2. to grace something upon something else
(ex: she glossed her hand upon my cheek.)
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3. gloss can also stand for "girls living outside societies shit" commonly put on punk patches or used as an older 2000's/90's feminist phrase.

2. (ex: she glossed her hand upon my cheek.)

by maharah December 20, 2021

gloss

female vagina

The gloss is such heaven.
"Is that girl a lesbian?"; "Yeah, she likes the gloss."

by taintiest December 04, 2017