Futon Turd

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

by Hook em Horns February 11, 2009

futon

fu-ton. v. to take an attractive member of the opposite sex to one's futon for sexual purposes.

I think I'm finally going to futon this guy I've been seeing, tonight!

by Caro July 19, 2004

futon

A word in the used in New England region mostly meaning
"clutch"
This could apply to any number of activities or circumstances
Usually the word is said alone in a loud voice without any other add-ons.

After making a last minute shot in a basketball game...
"Futon!"

After making the subway right before the doors close...
"Futon!"

by Franklin Tillfield III March 1, 2008

futon

futon is my bestest best friend in the whole widest worldest she gets on my nerves sometimes but thats ok she is the most awsomeist awsome person in the world....The futon lives on!!!

she helps me with all of my problems!

by kiki April 6, 2005

Futoned

A state of being when one smokes intense quantities of weed and/or drinks copious amounts of alcohol, causing an individual to sink back into a futon in a catatonic stupor.

Strictly more comfortable than being couched

"I was futoned so hard last night that I had chunks of futon mattress welded to my back this morning "

"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"

by HelpIlostmysocks August 20, 2016

Futon

A small couch that is very difficult to engage in sexual activity due to the risk of rolling off onto the floor. Can also be used as slang in noun verb or adjective form meaning “risky” or “stupid”.

Have fun but be careful not to roll off the futon!
Adam why would you do that you futon!

by Jonydo May 9, 2018

Futota

Hentai that features a shota with both a Penis and a Vagina, a Shota being a Young boy, typically age 13, since that's legal in Japan

That Futota porn is EXETREMELY ILLEGAL here, but it turns me on

by SuicidalSlipAndSlide February 22, 2023