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Furniture Chicken

When you or your roommate(s) wait for the other to buy necessary furniture after moving in to your new place instead of agreeing to pay half on everything.
My roommate played furniture chicken on me for three months before I bought the couch.
by Psy000 August 22, 2010
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furnishedbread

furnishedbread is a lovely twitter stan named sab, who now goes by scrumptious. she absolutely LOVES giraffes.
person one: “hey guys! i got a giraffe!”

person two: “phenomenal! what’d you name it?”

person one: “i named it scrumptious! after my favourite giraffe loving twitter stan, furnishedbread.”
by bilbystan May 3, 2021
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furniturea

Contemporary painted wood furniture designed in a rural modern style.
An interpretation of an Adirondack chair, a form historically found in a rural setting, designed to be used as a formal dining chair in a modern setting, would be an example of rural modern furniturea design.
by also light trucking May 29, 2009
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Funnish

Verb,

To inflict the penalty or sanction of a funnel as retribution for a broffense, esp. the transgression of shanter or breaking of the bro code.
"That dudes brocabulary was shit..."
"Totally bro, we'll funnish the crap out of him next week"
by laxattitude November 16, 2011
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Furniture Fart

The sound that comes from furniture when its dragged across the floor.
A Furniture Fart is at its strongest when wooden floors are involved.
by Mason Hanes June 16, 2015
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funistrada

a fictitious food item. The term was inserted in a U.S. Army survey of soldiers circa 1974 regarding their food preferences.
Funistrada along with a fake vegetable dish called "buttered ermal" and a fake meat dish called "braised trake" were inserted "to provide an estimate of how much someone will respond to a word which sounds like a food name or will answer without reading." Funistrada scored higher in popularity than eggplant, lima beans, and cranberry juice. All three items, however, had the highest percentage of "never tried" responses.
by dratirol August 29, 2017
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furniture socialism

When you buy a chair you move it in the house. However if you want it as your private property you have to move it in your room. If you want it in the living room you have to let everybody sit in it and you have no say.
Screw furniture socialism I paid for my damn chair and no one is going to sit in it!
by Critikale May 18, 2018
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