Hobo Funeral

When your hobo friend dies and you hoist him into the Safeway dumpster. Traditional.

Later on I gave him a traditional Hobo Funeral, like he always said he wanted, in the Safeway dumpster.

by yellowhat September 10, 2012

Kevick Fundeez

A word that everyone knows the meaning of but nobody knows the meaning of.

"Dude can you get me some kevick fundeez???'
"What are kevick fundeez??"
"How do you not know what kevick fundeez are?"

"I don't know, what are they though???"
"It's just unbelievable how you don't know"
"WHAT IS IT???"
"I just don't understand how you don't know man."

by CannibalClark October 13, 2019

Grandma's Funeral

A term used to describe thoughts that go through someones head to stop from spunking early when having intercourse

Tim constantly had to Grandma's Funeral not to spunk in xtina's butt

by Dumpybrown August 2, 2007

That’s Your Funeral

A way of telling somebody “do what you want but it’s your loss”

Becky: I’ve decided I’m going to get hot pink highlights!
George: welp, that’s your funeral

by Isabel's best friend July 24, 2018

Mt. Fujied

When going to the bathroom and crapping so much that it creates a wide and proud mound of poo that extends well above the water line, likened to the iconic image of Mt. Fuji dimly back-lit by the horizon and setting sun.

I Mt. Fujied it.

by Pointy Thumb on Hand May 23, 2018

Funeral Procession

When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.

My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.

by Sid Barrett October 25, 2007

play this at my funeral

A way of showing appreciation of a song.
This phrase is normally used to show that a person found a intentionally bad song funny.

Video - "THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST"
Commenter - "play this at my funeral please"

by sirdefenition June 3, 2017