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felching is the act of allowing a gerbil to root around in your colon
Bill and Ted had an amazing felching session last night.....till the gerbil got stuck and they wound up in the emergency room
by DanaLMay April 26, 2005
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felching

the retrieval of semen from the anal passage via suction
Danny: I tried a great new sex position last night
Ramjad: What was it ?
Danny; felching !
by yoyoyojo April 11, 2015
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Felching Greenman

When a male human has sex with a male animal, then felches Felching his own deposit out using a crazy straw.
My neighbor gave my dog Jeff a felching greenman and porr jeff hasn't been able to walk since.
by W. Stallworth April 6, 2004
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felching

Felching is rooting around your butt for stuff. But you probably already knew that. I'm just gonna tell you how to use it in a sentence in nice company to see if they're game.
For example when you're waiting in line at a movie, you can say "does anybody know where "Felching in Bukakistan" is playing?
by bozo_de_niro June 22, 2010
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Felching

The act of retrieval of semen from the anus via suction
I was felching my ex as i regret having sex with her
by Meme slave April 21, 2017
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shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco

1) A ball of male ejaculate filled with feces that has been sucked out of the anal sphincter by mouth while nothing seems to be going as planned.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
That is a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.

You are such a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
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Frenching

-When a female kisses a male with his c o c k out

-when a corruption of "frontal C O C K S kisses"
Friend: You've been french kissing with your girlfriend lately. But how about..
F R E N C H I N G.

Guy : Frenching ?

Friend: it's when you kiss while your D I C K S are out

Guy: oh? sounds fun, maybe we'll do it later
by Ligmah B. Halls August 13, 2018
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