Freedom Wood

Freedom Wood is a lovely predicament where you are in the process of free ballin' during this process you produce an erection. This happens because your johnson rubs freely against your pants or just loves the fresh air.

Guy 1: Dude, I have some awesome Freedom wood!
Guy 2: Mannnn, why did you tell me that?
Guy 1: Im sorry there was a slight breeze.
Guy 2: Thats about as cool as mung

by pacob December 15, 2011

freediving

Narcissistic behaviour; taking advantage of the people around them for free, like-mining, fishing for complements, and the 'cult like' adoration of others to elevate, and often validate their own sense of superiority regardless of their actual status or achievements.

'did you see what that fuckwit said?! they were freediving on social media again !.....'

by gob shite uk February 20, 2018

Freedom Fries

Words for eat this and don't try to back talk the USA. Used by the idiocy of america, a republican who wants to move the sheep of America into Isolation and Stupidity. A cracker who wants to share fries.

Would you like to eat my small fries. No, I would like you to poison yourself. Join the military, you'll enjoy a good forgetful death.

by Webster May 9, 2003

Freedom Fighter

Depending on your viewpoint, either a hero or a terrorist.

Red Army Faction (Germany), Chechens (Chechenya), Palestinians (Israel), White Rose (Nazi Germany), USA (World)

by DeadByDawn November 8, 2004

Freedom Fart

The beautiful sound of the GAU-8 Avenger in the A-10 Warthog. The sound is extremely specific to the GAU-8 and causes incredible destruction. If you are the target you will not be alive to hear the sound as the rounds break the sound barrier en route.

Freedom Farts = Dead Taliban

by AirForce24 January 8, 2012

Freedom 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

when a country has oil, they need freedom

Random Nation: "We found oil!"

USA: "You need Some Freedom 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅"

by 2BOOM June 4, 2023

hana freed

1.The act of shaving letters into one's pubic hair.
2.Also, walking like a duck with your feet angled like a v.

1"Dude, I totally saw her hana freed!"
2. "Isn't that chick hot?"
"No way man, she walks like a hana freed."

by drtee45fg July 5, 2008