fontanoon

To pass gas while bathing and then bite the arising bubbles

by Bridget the midget September 13, 2003

fondle the mailman

Card game introduced by Arthur Spooner on the King of Queens.

Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.

Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.

by walkingxdisaster October 25, 2012

fonky chonky

slang term for “funky” exclusively used when referring to music.

Person 1: *plays rap song*
Person 2: oh. That’s some of that fonky chonky

by MrMeøw September 22, 2019

The Fonzie Method

The act of forceably banging on or hitting an inanimate object one time in order to produce working conditions after several failled attempts.

Cornilius tried to start his car several times to no avail and with rage applied "The Fonzie Method" and the car jumped to life.

by nipples and dimes January 6, 2012

Fondle the rondle

Fondling the male genitals, as in, penis.

At home late at night, a male and female are watching a movie.

The male says - "If you want to, you can fondle the rondle"
The female says- "OK, that sounds like fun. Let's get horny"

by JUMJUMS October 29, 2011

fonzied

The act of hitting a mechenical device that is unserviceable with the side of your fist, rendering it now fully serviceable.

Just when it seemed like it was never going to work, I fonzied it and it came back to life.

by drooby June 3, 2010

grundle fondler

The grundle fondler Is a mystical fucking beast who fondles men’s dick

Man 1: Oh man...
Man 2: What’s wrong?
Man 1: The grundle fondler Attacked my dick!
Man 2: Oh Shit!!!
Man 1: Yeah, it was so fucking gay!
Man 2: You need a doctor!!!

by Grundle_My_Fundle November 29, 2018