fondangleable

Something (usually a woman) that is so incredibly beautiful, one wants simply to touch it.

There's this fondangleable girl in my Bio class

by Lee Cody September 21, 2005

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FODA

FODA, or Fear of Dying Alone, is a broad spectrum of symptoms experienced by females with onset typically in their mid- to late-twenties. As women become aware that they are aging, and their biological clock is running out, the become aware of the imminent decline of their youth and fear of potentially never acquiring a mate and thus dying alone, hence FODA. Early-onset FODA is a sub-diagnosis referring to FODA initiated at an even younger age due to the female's female friends entering long-term relationships while they remain single, making them think they are not desirable to males. FODA symptoms can include general dating and sexual desperation, such as pursuit of males outside of their typical standards, age range, or cultural predilections. Some warning signs are texting the day immediately following a defiling one-night stand with a stranger with whom little conversation was had. FODA theory was developed and first researched by Dr. Deus Calhoun after a series of field case studies. The DSM has yet to include it.

S. M., an anonymous case, hunted down the phone number of the previous night's analinguist regardless of not having even seen him in the dark room. Classic FODA.

by Dr. Calhoun December 11, 2012

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Fonda

Meeting a Fonda is a keeper for life. She is the "Great White" with lipstick. Love her and you will know that she is the one and there will never be another.

Fonda will protect herself and her pod. If you don't tow the line and swim with her, the swells will get pretty high. If you do tow the line, you will be able to weather the storms of life with Fonda, the "Great White" with lipstick at your side at all times.

by from another "Great White" May 11, 2009

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