flaccidacious

beyond awesome - so amazing that upon the sight of this thing or person, you can be sent through an entire conjugal experience from beginning to end. if you are feeling flaccidacious you feel as if you have accomplished a task "in grand fashion", "to the best of your ability", "worked it", "laid the smackdown on it", or "put it to sleep".
the feeling that is produced from any extreme physical or mental endeavor if it results in the positive.

this babe was so flaccidacious that i saw her from across the room, and i was "spent" before we even met.
i've been cramming for a week, i just aced my mid-terms, and i'm feelin' far too flaccidacious to deal with anything that serious.
if you have truly given it all that you can give it, then you may enter into the realm of The Flaccidacious.
or
The Realm of Flaccidaceousness

by Mambo and Jessica December 10, 2006

floceana

A street term for the drug cocaine. Derived from Britain, this term was used to combine blow and euphoria. The reason behind this is because cocaine,or blow, is a stimulant used to give a person a euphoric sensation. Sometimes called flow or flo for short.

Chillingworth:You're late.
Achilles: Yes. But I got what your looking for. You got the floceana?
Chillingworth: Yes.
Achilles: Safe.
(money is exchanged for large bag of floceana)

by An Autumn Morning August 31, 2008

Flaccid Casper

When one manages to cum with a flaccid penis

Dave: "how was the date?"
Jack: "horrible. She gave me a flaccid Casper."

by SilverBackJames23 August 26, 2013

flaccid salmon

The act of taking a limp dick and smacking a girl across the face until your dick is pink or the color of a salmon.

Kyle: Man i gave her a real good flaccid salmon last night

by BigT56 December 29, 2013

Flaccid Stanley

A fictional character, made of a folded up sandwich bag with a face drawn on it, many of these have been created, all but one were destroyed

Hey guys look, it’s Flaccid Stanley

by Coolest beans April 30, 2019

flochist

flochist is someone on tiktok who’s very hot wnd sexy and deserves 500 billion followers

Me: flochist is so funny am i right?
Friend: Who is that?
Me: You’re meaning to tell me you don’t know who flochist is? Kill yourself seriously

**3 days later**
Friends mom: she killed herself due to bullying.......
Me: She followed flochist yet?

by Fattie28838383 March 10, 2021

Instant Flaccidity

An adjective describing a member of the opposite sex that is so thoroughly repulsive that you couldn't and wouldn't be able to have sex with them under any circumstances.

The new supervisor at work is ok, but once she opened her mouth you knew it was instant flaccidity.

by RocketManFL January 15, 2007