rock fetch

Playing "go fetch me a rock" is an exercise (often in a corporate context) where someone (e.g. a boss or client) asks you to find or produce some item, product or answer, but they do not provide specific and durable requirements. Then after you bring them the item, they claim it does not satisfy requirements, so you must go fetch another, different, such item. This is tantamount to having requirements change on you after you've delivered the product intended to satisfy the requirements.

"Go fetch me a rock. No, that rock isn't the right kind. Go fetch a bigger rock. No, that rock does not have the right shape. Go fetch a sharper rock." ...and thus you rock fetch ad infinitum.

by D0ct0rMiJaG0 April 19, 2018

Flatching

kind of like felching except you suck so hard your face turns blue

I was flatching ray's asshole last night and i burst a blood vessel.

by pierre jay February 10, 2009

Flemch

The mucus inside your throat that won't come out, but you really want it to.

I have so much flemch in my throat

Achmed is spelt, a, c, flemch, hmed.

by Gingere April 23, 2019

Flitch

1) n. A person lacking the ability to stand up for him/herself
2) v. the act of giving in to one's significant other at the expense of one's satisfaction

Stop being a Flitch and tell your girl how it is. I don't care what she wants you to do; don't Flitch out on us.

by Drew (the Flitch maker) November 12, 2005

So fetch

slang for awesome, cool, etc.
First appeared in the 2004 Film Mean Girls by Gretchen.
Gretchen: "That was so fetch!"
Reginia" "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen."

Oh My Gosh, That is so fetch!

by ayekaebayxo November 20, 2010

reece fletcher

A human who never shuts the fuck up and will not stop going on about his overrated phone also is a massive child predator and speaks too a million girls.....CUNT :)

reece fletcher likes kids

by Tazim aslam February 28, 2017

Emma Fletcher

A girl living in the south of England in a place called Fareham. A really stubborn, hard done by girl. Rejects everybody who speaks to her and insults anyone who isn't her friend by calling them a 'downie' .

Emma Fletcher is a bitch

by :ponderer: January 27, 2018