Flesh Weasel

Male womb cannon or penis

I was sitting at the titty bar and I pulled out my flesh weasel.

by kMaN December 16, 2012

Flesh bougie

A colossal instrument used for exploring or dilating a passage of the body - i.e., an enormous penis.

Chris used a bougie in the operating room today, then he went home and used his flesh bougie in the bedroom.

Jordan's girl was walking quite peculiarly this morning, when I asked her what happened she informed me that Jordan gave her a good dilating last night with his flesh bougie.

Travis is such a flesh bougie enthusiast he often has multiple body passages dialated at the same time.

by BigBougie March 29, 2017

flesh cabbage

an elderly or worn out womans vagina

i was gonna bang your mom last night but after peeling through several layers of her flesh cabbage, i gave up, realizing i could never find its heart.

by ryanonthespot April 21, 2011

Flesh Glizzy

a flesh glizzy is when a man sticks his penis in a hot dog bun and tries to feed it to a person.

"hey man, you want try my flesh glizzy?"

by DrWeinerEnglarger September 7, 2020

Flesh barrel

When you place a penis deep inside a female's sex organs, similar surfing deep inside a barrel

Dude I hit that flesh barrel harder than Alana Blanchard hits anything in the ocean

by Gumnut May 2, 2014

flesh drape

Giant meaty earlobes that hang down past someone's chin.

"That girl is fine but damn... Her flesh drapes are and inch long and they're flapping in the wind!"

by Jay cutler July 16, 2014

Flesh Mitten

A vagina, usually used when conditions outside are freezing, you put the vagina over the penis to warm it up

Danielle, if you want rides every morning because your car cant handle snow, your gonna have to put a flesh mitten on my penis in return.

by Matthew Gordon October 16, 2007