flabberjack

originating in sweden; the act of bribing a homeless person for a blowjob. speaking the word outloud is considered very offensive and a sign of low class

Tina: Lately, i practically have to flabberjack my boyfriend to get some head.

by ursella222222222222222 April 14, 2010

flabba

To steer your car, using only your buttcheeks.

There is nothing better than flabbaing with your friends! Flabbaing, the man's sport.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Flabberblasting

When someone surprises someone else (usually a stranger) by fingering them. Usually

Yo, I was just Flabberblasting Monika in the hallway, she never saw it coming!

by NastySquirrel87 November 20, 2018

flabber

The way your butt cheeks flap about when you fart.

You could never hear Lauren's farts, but when she dropped all that weight her butt flabbered loud.

by cameocady February 20, 2013

flabbergas

skin hanging down from somebody's throat. Also means fat such as Mrs. Allen.

Mrs. Allen's flabbergas shows often when she shouts at children at lunch.

by ur nieghbor April 17, 2009

flabberbate

When a man with a big big belly grabs, shakes a giggles his belly while at the same time fakely moans in pleasure. A false substitute for masturbate.

Mark wanted to show his pleasure from the situation, that he lifted up his shirt, grabbed his belly and began to flabberbate.

by Chunkyc September 15, 2006

febb

(FEB) verb... to febb is to go crazy with emotion at the mentioning of a specific topic.

That kid was seriously febbing out.

by king of petoria January 5, 2008