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too fast, my ass

The slogan of L.A. band Dark Angel, whose album Darkness Descends was the pinnacle of 80s thrash (Dave Lombardo doesn't have shit on Gene Hoglan's drumming). Unarguably the most badass slogan in metal history, and very fitting, as few other bands have hit 286 bpm in a song, or kept up at 200bpm for over 8 minutes.
Some thrash bands' music is too fast. Dark Angel's is 'too fast, my ass.'
by Red the Ghost June 29, 2010
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go-fast

"A white rage on go-fast, that was impossible; someone would get hurt or dead, and she'd have to bail him out or bury him."
by Logan C July 7, 2006
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fast-laned

When a woman with a fatherless child tries to get a new guy to be the new father within a few weeks of dating. He's getting 'fast-laned' into a family he didn't start.
"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"
by Swarmpi04 November 9, 2014
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Faster than the speed of nut

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.
"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"
by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017
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fast nut

Trying to nut within minutes of your parents coming home to find you jerking off to hazbin hotel porn.
Bro I had to make a fast nut last night cause my dad got home from getting milk at the store.
by sponge tea December 16, 2019
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turkey fast

going on a fast-- eating nothing-- except turkey. This can be done for several days after Thanksgiving. It cleans out your digestive system and also your fridge.
--There was half a turkey left over after Thanksgiving. So, I decided to detox my body with a turkey fast
by Doctor Science November 28, 2012
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Abelson Fast

A new measurement in speed and awesomeness ...Pretty much you combine Chuck Norris with Greased lighting!!!
When you take second place and your son say to ya" it's ok dad that guy was ABELSON FAST "!!!
by Darty McWhitetrash July 18, 2014
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