flasterbag

Stupid, lonely, friend that doesn't do anything.

He is just a flasterbag since he doesn't reply to my text messages.

by BLAHBLAHBLACKSHEEP1234 January 27, 2017

O'Flaherty

O'Flaherty is the last name no one can pronounce, definitely giving temporary anxiety.

It's mine.
My last name.
You probably claim to be emotionally stable but really, you're falling apart at the seems and seconds away from eating cereal at 3 in the morning. Maybe you're an all or nothing person as well. Possibly a perfectionist, once you have something you're interested in; you put your heart and soul into it, possibly sacrificing said soul to finish or perfect that thing. You are a lot like your name, sophisticated to look at, at first glace but then you look at it again and realise it just gets more complicated and chaotic.

But that's okay, because I'd rather be understood by little and at times confusing, than boring.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

I have an assignment due in 24 hours, I do not have the time for this.

O'Flaherty is a name, you're welcome.

by I'memotionallyunstablethanku. November 10, 2021

flirt flusher

Someone who flirts with someone, and is initially successfull, but then flushes it all down the toilet by doing something stupid.

#1. Mike is a flirt flusher: Nancy asked him to help her put on her coat and then he grabbed her crotch and flushed all his hard earned flirt points down the toilet! She was pissed!

#2. Shaner is a flirt flusher: He got Nessa's phone number, and then ridiculed her son (not realizing he was her son).

by Ed Vyzer March 10, 2009

Flashed

To immediately, uncontrollably projectile vomit when exposed to a scenario so revolting that one's innards rush for the proverbial Fire Exit, i.e one's mouth.

When he saw the Hamburger Lady: no arms, no legs, remaining torso and head with 4th degree burns, though a trained trauma physician, he flashed on the floor, sending vomit bouncing back up to the bed on which her moaning body lay.

by LiquidLiquid June 8, 2015

Michelle Flaherty

The quirky female protagonist, known as the band geek in the original "American Pie" series. Michelle is played by Alyson Hannigan and deserves an Oscar for her performance as this lovable flute-toting band dork.

She is a fun and loving character, who is well-remembered by her amazing personality and fairly good looks. Besides the fact that she plays the flute, Michelle is also socially awkward (possible case of Aspergers Syndrome) and loves talking about her stories at band camp, by constantly starting a conversation with "This one time, at band camp.....".

Everyone wants a friend like Michelle.

Michelle Flaherty: Oh and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy
Jim Levenstein: (spits out his drink) Excuse me?!
Michelle Flaherty: What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is, sex ed.
(brief pause)
Michelle Flaherty: (getting horny) So are we going to screw soo? Cause I'm getting kind of ansy.

by Simplistic Seth July 11, 2012

flashterbation

!. the gratuitous use of flash in a website.(excludes sites where it makes sense like new grounds)

the adds on virtual-hideout.net
use flashblock!

by Josh B May 8, 2005

Flusher Usher

Someone who goes into a bathroom to take a shit or a piss and is forced to flushed the toilet because the last person that used it was too lazy to do so themselves.

Blanket didn't realize that when he walked into the KFC restroom that he would have to become a flusher usher and remove all of the petrified urine and feces from the toilet.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009