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alabama flashbang 

When you're banging a member of your family from behind and at a random moment you clap their ears. As they're laying on the floor in pain you pull out a life alert necklace, hit the button, and bail.
Bro, my second cousin was over for Thanksgiving...she's so hot I had to try to smash. After a few minutes it felt weird to be banging my cousin so I hit her with the Alabama Flashbang and told my family I had to leave for work.

Vietnamese flashbang

When you cum in a girls or guys eyes and nostril while slapping his or her ears repeatedly
I gave my step mom a vietnamese flashbang because she was stuck
Vietnamese flashbang by vutella December 30, 2020

Philadelphia Flashbang 

Philadelphia Flashbang

Imitating the effects of a flashbang, temporary blindness and deafness, the Philadelphia flashbang is the sexual act when a man thunderclaps a woman from behind (clap both ears at once) and as she turns around he jizzes in her eyes. Thus blinding and deafening her.
Sean pulled a quick Philadelphia Flashbang on Oliva and she had no clue it was cumming.

Russian Flashbang Flashbanging 

When you're doing the russian flashbang to a girl then you get raided by the FBI.

"FBI open up!"

Throws flashbang into room

FBI enters room

They see people doing the russian flashbang

The spetsnaz show up and join in

Putin approval.
"I was doing the russian flashbang flashbanging to this girl the other day, you know when you cum in her eyes and tug on her ears at the same time, then I got raided by the FBI... The worst part is that the Spetsnaz joined in."

alaskan flashbang 

Whilst in the midst of a sexual act (blow job, sex, handjob, anal etc) you aim your load as you are about to come into a the girl's eyes and firing off into them temporarily blinding her. Whilst she is blinded you cup your hands and slap either side of her ears to give her the ear 'pop' thus deafening her and blinding her for a short period of time as would a normal flashbang
"Will did not want to stay over so he gave her an alaskan flashbang and got his clothes and got out of there while she was looking for him"
alaskan flashbang by Gman494423 September 13, 2011

russian flashbang

when u cum in a bitches eyes and smack her ears over and over again ur automatically a psycho if u enjoy these
eric: yoooo jess is so gross she likes Russian flashbangs
Jim: yo wtf
russian flashbang by child eater January 6, 2021