When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.
She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.
by Jay zees December 27, 2020

by Megasmasher3000 March 16, 2020

by u69 September 9, 2020

Getting flashed with a powerful flashlight
OR
Getting shocked from content (content is usually given in a fast amount of time.) This originated from the first definition. Its the feeling you get when being flashbanged (FROM definition a.)
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Getting shocked from content (content is usually given in a fast amount of time.) This originated from the first definition. Its the feeling you get when being flashbanged (FROM definition a.)
*Person A shining a flashlight in Person B's eyes*
Person B: OW! don't flashbang me!
OR
Person A: I'm going to infodump about the omegaverse so prepare to get flashbanged
Person B: oh god
Person B: OW! don't flashbang me!
OR
Person A: I'm going to infodump about the omegaverse so prepare to get flashbanged
Person B: oh god
by goofy bat February 13, 2025

When an ugly guy bangs a hot girl, nuts on her eyes, proceeds to poke them, and then chants “You’re not real! You’re not real!”
by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.
Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty
by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022

I had a flashbang with this chick from the pub last night. Yeah, now I have HIV and severe depression.
by Daddy Long Legs 👅 June 10, 2020
