flaberstracted

State of being beyond distracted.

Today in class, I couldn't focus to save my life. I was flaberstracted.

by Big Mac and Kir December 17, 2010

Flabbertestical

A flabbertestical is when a women, preferably mothers, are dressed in a swimsuit. Flabbertesticals are really mothers who dress in bikinis, burning another person's eyes in the process. Flabbertesticals have really high self-confidence when they really shouldn't.

-DUUDE, YOUR MOM IS SUCH A FLABBERTESTICAL SHE SHOULD COVER UP
-I KNOW BRO, SHE REALLY NEEDS TO STOP BEING A FLABBERTESTICAL

by JoeMamaSoFresh January 15, 2011

Flabergasticles

Shoes with pockets made in them

Why don't you put your pencil in those flabergasticles?

by TurtlesAndTwilight299 December 12, 2011

flabernasty

The act of food looking good but tastes nasty

That cake was flabernasty

by aklrghgfhtrfdrsgrtfd August 5, 2016

Flaberous

The act of being so disgustingly and appallingly huge/fat that it retards any normal action you attempt to do

Stacy is such a flaberous cow

by rectum ruiner May 26, 2016

Flambert

an adjective used to describe someone who is acting in a petty manner

Camryn was being very flambert today in math class.

by maaGODgodly child March 7, 2017

FLABERCOCKED

SEX POSITION
When you are having sex with a woman and you ask her questions and everytime she starts to answer proceed to full burying you dick inside her flabergasting her.

GUY 1: BRO I FLABERCOCKED THIS GIRL ALL NIGHT
GUY 2: GANG SHIT

by THE FLABERCOCKER November 29, 2017