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Key Finding

When a girl who has a boyfriend or husband goes out to a bar to find another guy to bang. It get its name because she has the lock and she's looking to find a new key.
Yo my girl went out key finding last night. What a hoe.
by Zlats October 24, 2012
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Fandingus

Someone who's dumb at using and figuring out Fandango.
You fandingus you keep losing the online movie tickets!
by ChickFilA4Life September 14, 2017
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Finding a Doorknob in the Dark

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.
Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
by Momo J December 18, 2009
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Fandangus

A word derived from the movie ticket website and dance style named Fandango. Although the word Fandangus has no formal meaning it is often used to describe a type of food which, like the dance, is very lively.
RubyCook: Gurrrrrl who did yo hurr?

OrangeCook: Guuuurrrl ah put some kool-aid in it.

RubyCook: Guuuurrrrl it look almost as good as my fandangus plate of frichicken.

OrangeCook:Guuuurrrrrl Oh mah gah that frichicken loook goooooood.

RubyCook: Guuuuurl you know it!
by NaviRabbits November 20, 2010
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finding my sock

*mom walks in*

mom: What's going on in here??!?
*girl pops out from covers*
"Just finding my sock!"
by clamsarke January 11, 2017
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finding a needle in a haystack

When you need to do something that is really hard, almost impossible
They were on the bleachers.
Looking for then was like finding a needle in a haystack.
by Conrado41 March 14, 2017
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Finding a Jill

Finding a Jill is when you meet a girl whom words cannot describe. She is a girl you are willing to love to the ends of the earth and would do anything for. There’s only a few chances you’ll get at finding her so once your sure it’s her don’t let her go. You’ll know you’ve found her when she’s your first thought on your mind when you wake up and the lasting thing you think before you fall asleep.
bro 1: dude, finding a Jill is my dream
bro 2: hey man, don’t be too pushy and maybe you can get a peak at her coochie
bro 1: man fuck you I just wanna cuddle
by ThrowAway69 March 6, 2019
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