Festin Bolvus 

The act of shitting yourself after being overwhemled either out of astonishment or shock as to an event that just occured. It often occurs when you are severly outdone by your opponent in any sort of competition.

"The drumline just played something so ridiculously impossible that I just festin bolvused myself!""

Festin Bolvus by UMDRUMLINE September 20, 2008

Festicle. 

A festering Testicle. Usually attatched to a dead body, the festicle is symptomised by its green, and somewhat soggy appearance. The festicle may also occur on a living male. Usually after the insertion of testicles into another persons mouth. see teabag.

1.) As i went to pierce guy's scrotum, i realised he had a festicle.

2.) As Guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.

Festicle. by sam nutt May 3, 2007

fattivity 

Activities that fat people do that help them remain fat

john refuses to do anything that would help him loose weight, his favorite fattivity is being a couch potato.

fattivity by jeepguy242 February 6, 2008

fattig 

Fattig is a slang for the broke kid named Dave.

"Dave is kinda fattig today" "I agree"

fattig by AsmusIsOk May 26, 2021

fatting around

When someone does something and they are fat while doing it. Does not matter what you're doing.

See wordFattin' Around/word

Quit fatting around, Tom.

fatting around by larstait October 27, 2003

fertile month 

The particular month of the year when boys are most attracted to you. Has nothing to do with your period.

Sam: Hey, Mason is totally checking you out.
Anna: Really? But he's never even talked to me before!
Sam: It must be your fertile month.

fertile month by 9Sisterjal7 December 30, 2014

Fenties 

Street slang for Fentanyl, a commonly abused opioid.

Is often laced in other drugs such as heroin to increase potency, but greatly increasing risk of overdose.

Always test your supply! Buddy had to throw out his stash because it was laced with Fenties

Fenties by MinMax123 February 11, 2021