Ferguson

The length of the average human, female penis (4.2 in).

Hey remember that creepy girl I took home last night? Turns out she was packin a thick Matt Ferguson. Boy was I surprised. I wish I knew how much of a Willard she was before I took her home.

by Ferguson, Matt December 20, 2017

Fernsday

Day where the gays gather together to watch Cody Fern surviving in American Horror Story.

It's not Friday, It's Fernsday.

by HangedStream October 5, 2019

fergusonian

The act of offering advice without adequate life experience to back it up.

"Joe": Fred. Listen. Listen to me for a second. This is what women want:
"Fred": How do you know what women want?
"Joe": I don't. But hear me out here...
"Fred": Why, are you a woman?
"Joe": Shut up.
"Fred": "Joe," sometimes you're so...Fergusonian...

by TomServo0 March 8, 2004

Fergus

A ginger figget...

Get a fkn life

Fergus you ginger cunt get a fuckin life

by Black_mamba_309 May 30, 2016

Fergus

noun: a clearly masculine male who epitomises what it is to sport asymetrical, yet large, testicles.

Rhys: "out of all the captain candidates only one of them is a real fergus"

Aaron: "what are the chances he would fill such a specific catagory..... and how do you know about his testicles?"

Rhys: "......."

by iamthefalcon October 9, 2008

Bert Fergusson

When you meet a fat chick at a bar eating cheese fries, and she takes you to a park near by and gives you a blow job underneath a slide, while somebody watches you.

Man, my friend got a bert fergusson underneath a slide and I had to walk home.

by Ryas October 14, 2011

Ferns

Weed. mary-jane won from a battle of the bands.

Yo Matt Bring dat ferns to school tomorow so I can smoke a bowl.

by nick newg November 14, 2005