Guy Juan - That girl with Jon Jon is pretty hot.
Guy 2 - Yeah, he's just trying to get his dick felt.
Guy 2 - Yeah, he's just trying to get his dick felt.
by Oof-Oof January 15, 2016
Get the Dick feltmug. by moriah-elizabethfan September 12, 2020
Get the feltsmug. The term was coined by PigRoach (AKA DarkSyde Phil, AKA The "King" of Begging ... I mean Hate, AKA Dave the Tips Diver) during his stream attempting to roast RTUStreams for the same things he does on a nightly basis including begging for money, running a scam patreon and having his fans pay for all the equipment to keep his $5000 monthly Scopely expense businesses running.
"Look Rich, look with all the hate you have given me over the years, I'm keeping this token and making it part of my set every night ... you got felted bitch" - DSP
by PandaWasUnderage August 13, 2024
Get the Feltedmug. by Root14 June 10, 2022
Get the Feltedmug. No it isn't.
Hym "How she felt is 'full of a mental retard's dick.' THAT'S how she felt. THIS is how I felt because THIS is what was already happening and if it doesn't end with me retiring early because I was give the credit and money I deserve for creating AI it's going to end with someone's kid getting stabbed in a gas station. You don't know or care how she felt and you're lucky I'm not making you choose between her and one of your kids because the last time I saw her would have been the last time someone saw there kid."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2025
Get the How she feltmug. When one reaches into another’s pants and grazes the top of the pubic hairline with their fingertips.
by All Bets Hedged May 22, 2020
Get the Touching Feltmug. Point at which an individual finds themselves facing total L, forfeiting all their chips and remaining with nothing but Felt on the table.
Ethan was unable to provide child support due to his pill habit, things had been going badly for a while but when he was pressed with an additional lawsuit he was completely felted.
by DontScare July 28, 2022
Get the Feltedmug.