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Fuck Fortnite Febuary

A month where you cannot play fortnite. The loss of virginity rate increase 60% when completed.
Only the strongest of warriors can complete this challenge.
"Hey are you gonna do fuck fortnite febuary"-father
"No I love fortnite"-son
"Oh my son is retarded!"-father
by Ching Chong master December 31, 2018
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Febuary 29

Oppa can you be my namja chingoo? Oppa Janka man! I still sarang you nomu nomu chincha! Ur dalla dalla I chowa you uwu
"hi"
"onion hasseyo OPPAR"
"onion?"
"Can you be my appa?"
"Anya!"
"Appaaaa Janka man! It's febuary 29"
"Ahhh araso"
by Papidaddybigtiddie October 22, 2019
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Five Minute Fap Febuary

During the month of Febuary you have only five minutes per day to stroke your penis, as soon as you start your first stroke your time starts.
Haden: Jesus man you nut really fast
Spencer: Training for Five Minute Fap Febuary
Haden: Oh shit I forgot because of Just Take A Break January
by aceofspades8 May 4, 2018
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I can fap to this febuary

lower your horny standards after january
Friend: hey dude look at this photo of my mom
You: Good thing it's I can fap to this febuary!
You: That turned me on!!!!
by big man 22211155 November 1, 2022
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Febuary 21st 2022 4:00 pm est

Yo you remember Febuary 21st 2022 4:00 pm est?
Bro wdym

:)
by BrainPlayz January 26, 2022
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Febuary

The second month of the year but spelled different because it’s a fucking dumb to have an extra R in the word
Jerry: what month is it?
Tom: February.
Jerry: it’s spelled Febuary dumbass
by Axe_man November 11, 2021
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febuary 17th

bro guess what day is tomorrow
the febuary 17th?
FUCK YEAH IM HAVING SEX TONIGHT DAWG
by bakedbeans707 November 23, 2021
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