Febreze Boys

When you and the boys are so fresh that you're made of purified water, alcohol, cyclodextrin, modified polydimethicone, hydrogenated castor oil, alkanolamine, citric acid, quaternary ammonium chloride, benzisothiazolinone and various fragrances that soothe both nostrils so exquisitely that Mother Nature herself would be envious of the action going on there.

Person 1: "Did you see the Febreze Boys over there?"
Mother Nature: "I don't want to talk about it."

by Front Desk Sqwaad July 26, 2019

Febreze Money

Additional income to support the "finer things" or allows you an increased indulgence within your unconscious habits.

My stimulus just hit, I got that febreze money!

by Beaver Tail May 27, 2020

Febreze Bukkake

When you get a new bottle of Febreze and you press the handle and nothing comes out. You then turn the bottle around, see that it’s in lock position and turn it to open unleashing all the built up Febreze in your face.

Aiki looked down the barrel of a pent-up Febreze bottle and took a Febreze Bukkake in the face.

by Chet_sandwich May 2, 2024

febreze wearing cliffy

An unmanly dude that is poor who lives at his mother's place smells like cats and amount have money for some body spray and uses febreze to try and hook a date

"cliffy" hey nice shoes want to fu**!?,no! and shut up you febreze wearing cliffy.

by Arrowspadre December 29, 2024

beyond febreze

When an odor is so dearly strong/odiferous it is beyond amelioration from an odor eliminating product. Also known as "Beyond Oust".

- guy walks into friend's apartment after a night of intense partying-
guy 1: Jesus Christ, is that vomit in between the couch?
guy 2: No, that's salsa, the puke is over there in the sink... and over in the closet... and in-
guy 1: Dude, this crap is beyond febreze

by Fizzle1234561 December 19, 2009

Off the heazy febreze

By far, the best smelling can of febreze on the shelf

This air freshener is off the heazy febrezee!

by Sam Malone September 3, 2023