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Fear Boner

An unexpected boner provoked by a frightening experience or unusually strong or dangerous potential mate.
Sally: I'll break your fucking nose, Tom.
Tom: Fear boner, activate!
by jpb103 May 19, 2016
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The Fear

"The Fear" is the sense that you have done yourself some lasting damage after a night of drinking. It's symptoms are:

- A feeling that you are going to die soon (and not just due to other hangover symptoms);
- A sense that people or organizations are out to get you;
- Angst that you may have offended, inappropriately touched or physically attacked someone the night before;
- Foreboding about the next time you meet the people or return to the bar where you degraded yourself the previous night.

The fear is often accompanied by "The Remorse" where you are also genuinely ashamed and sorry for the way you have behaved, as well as simply frightened for the sake of your own wellbeing.
Concerned Friend: "How are you feeling after last night?"
Sufferer: "I am riddled with The Fear. And cat AIDS."
by Jaques le Chef April 14, 2008
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fearghal

A big sexy man beast who has a huge blood sausage bulging out of his pants. Has a great furry man beard, which is irresistable to the female gender. They always want to stroke it, because it gives them sexual pleasure. When he burps his sweet sexy breath into the back of your hair in class, it makes all the chicks cum on demand. He could get any girl he wants, but he is too good for human girls and is waiting for us to acheive intergalactic space travel so he can go bang some hot alien ass. Only xorlack girls are good for fearghal. He has a mind of steel and a heart of gold and will rule the world some day in the future. Also he will live forevor in his own little world with a dragon with dave bowie's head named gokusan.
I heard Sally tried to go for Fearghal.. What is that girl thinking??? He's impossible to get.

I was seduced by Fearghal's man beard the other day, and now i can't stop masurbating.

Fearghal burped into the back of my hair and made it fly everywhere, and right as he did that, I had the best orgasm ever.
by DBSquad June 9, 2009
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Fearless

Fearless is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. Fearless is having fears. Fearless is having doubts. Lots of them. Fearless is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. Fearless is falling madly in love again, even though you’ve been hurt before. Fearless is walking into your freshmen year of high school at fifteen. Fearless is getting back up and fighting for what you want over and over again… even though every time you’ve tried before, you’ve lost. It’s fearless to have faith that someday things will change. Fearless is having the courage to say goodbye to someone who only hurts you, even if you can’t breathe without them. It’s fearless to fall for your best friend, even though he’s in love with someone else. And when someone apologizes to you enough times for things they’ll never stop doing, it’s fearless to stop believing them. It’s fearless to say “you’re NOT sorry”, and walk away. Loving someone despite what people think is fearless. Allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is fearless. Letting go is fearless. Then, moving on and being alright…that’s fearless too. But no matter what love throws at you, you have to believe in it. You have to believe in love stories and Prince Charming's and happily ever after. Love is FEARLESS.
Taylor Swift's Fearless CD
by Swiftie31 November 24, 2011
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Fear The Deer

What All other NBA teams say about the Milwaukee Bucks!
Josh Smith: Wow maybe I should not have run my mouth off... I guess we should Fear The Deer.
by BANGOBUCK April 29, 2010
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Sobriety Test Fear-Fail

The surreal anticipatory period of uncertainty and apprehension during which the real-time performance of a road-side sobriety test hangs in the balance between spectacular, unbelievable success and crushing, hopeless defeat.
Just look at her; she's tryin' her BEST to walk heel-to-toe, watch-the-movin' cop finger, cartwheel, back-flip and hand-stand. Right now she's in Sobriety Test Fear-Fail...better call in the lawyers anyway...
by YAWA March 16, 2019
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I can smell fear on you.

If someone is intimidated by you, this. Smell a person and say this. If they weren't scared of you before, they will be scared now. Courtesy Louise Belcher.
"I can smell fear on you." "Okay, I don't like this one."
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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