Prayer Farming

When a person of a religious leaning takes to their social media accounts to request prayers for themselves, a family member or an acquaintance. All in an attempt to gain attention for themselves and show the world just how bad life is or what a great and godly person they are. Prayer Farming can be compounded by VagueBook Prayer Farming when the Prayer Farmer will not state what the prayers are for, just requesting them of their social media followers.

Status of someone Prayer Farming: "Having a bad time. I can't go into detail. PRAYERS ARE NEEDED!"

by Mama Crass December 31, 2014

beet farming

Fingering a woman while she is menstruating, esp. if it results in red stains on the fingers inserted into the vagina.

Bro 1: "Bro, your girlfriend is in a foul mood."
Bro 2: "Yeah, it's cool though... I'll go beet farming later to help her chillax."

by DaveyHatred November 5, 2010

jelly farming

the act of sticking one's fingers in a lady's pussy.

"hey did you hear Richie went jelly farming last night"

by Steve Sidebottom September 2, 2006

Picture Farming

Verb: The act in which a Man, or Women collects picture of the opposite sex in little to no clothing and shows them to his or her friends

Man#1: Hey bro, look at these pictures i got from this chick.

Man#2: Those are sick.

Man#1: yea and this girl!

Man#2: That's some thugin Picture Farming

by Garey Busy February 10, 2009

Meat Farming

verb, the act of being a complete hoss in the gym in order to get bigger then every one else

yea, ill go after I am done meat farming at the gym

by barbell20 June 17, 2010

alt farming

when someone makes a lot of alt accounts in a short period of time in order for the account to be the same age.

dude, you god banned from the discord again
oh dont worry man, i went alt farming like a month ago

by pipeman88 June 19, 2020

Sphincter Farming

When someone farts repeatedly, usually to annoy their coworkers or classmates.

"Oh my God, what is that smell?"
"That new guy in Sales has been sphincter farming all morning."
"Man, he must really hate the boss, huh?"

by The word-eating crocodile December 9, 2009