Fappertunity

An opportunity that arises when all everyone has left the house and you are alone to yourself with a set amount of time to enjoy an uninterrupted fapping session.

The wife and kids are off to the market today, I have exactly 64 minutes for this fappertunity.

by leviticusthewise April 2, 2024

Flapperturd

A piece of flap in the vagina

John Says: "Omg you have a flapperturd"
Checlie says: "Oh i sure do"

by checlie January 9, 2009

Fappetizer

n. The act of masturbating while eating a girl out before the main (inter)course.

A combination of appetizer and the verb fap(to masturbate).

Used as a noun in language*

*Bro 1: Hey, Bro 2. What are you doing tonight?
Bro 2: Going to the girlfriend's.

Bro 1: Nice. Don't forget to order a fappetizer.

by SPla2ki5 March 7, 2014

Fappet

1. A guy who faps or 2. lives on fapping when he got no chicks. All guys are fappets

Dude! the neighbor who moved in recently is a big time fappet.

by RexUrban February 4, 2015

Fappetite

Ones appetite for fapping

Oh man, Joe hasn't been laid in 6 weeks. He's got a huge fappetite.

by ohjayzis February 27, 2015

fappersack

When a man is fapping his genitals so hard his testicles begin to bounce.

"My fappersack made a large clapping noise after the slams!"

by XxSwagXxxX June 6, 2015

fappersack

When a man is fapping his genitals so hard his testicles begin to bounce.

"My fappersack made a large clapping noise after the slams!"

by XxSwagXxxX June 6, 2015