A sexy sassy woman a man wishes he could have but will never get her. If you are the lucky one to grab her heart she will fulfill your every fantasy. On her terms. She is not to be confused with Sex Pirate hooker. Fantasy's of all kind are included here.

Fantasy Pirate Hooker loves to not only look good but plays with the big boys. Anything you can do, she can do better! Her sweet mothering nature is apparent but not to fool you from her sexy seductiveness!

Fantasy Pirate Hooker- Part of the elite Pirate Hooker Nation! est. 2010

Fantasy Pirate hooker is a lady in the street but a freak in the bed!

Fantasy Pirate Hooker by Fantasy Pirate Hooker October 27, 2010

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Fantasy Bitch

The woman of which you would like to court and fuck in your current state of mind.

Yo, that chick named Elquanta is my fantasy bitch right now.

Fantasy Bitch by Boner Salid October 30, 2010

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fantasy racing

The worst of all fantasy sports because almost no one plays it since all racing fans are rednecks, and none own a computer.

fantasy racing is such a waste of bandwidth on Yahoo since all rednecks are too busy shooting African Americans and sexxing up their sisters to play it.

fantasy racing by White Sox Rule June 14, 2004

fantasy shopping

verb. 1. When you go through a store and fill up a cart and leave it in a random spot in the store. 2. When you go online to a site like amazon or other retail stores and fill up a cart and never plan on buying.

Joe- Hey man guess what we did yesterday.
You- What
Joe- We went fantasy shopping at target and the whole store was pissed off. I think we ended up with 3 carts full, one even had milk in it.

fantasy shopping by yasevil June 25, 2009

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