Falcon Shit!

A Falcon shit is an extremely powerful and sometimes violent defecation. Derived from Captain Falcon's, Falcon punch/kick which are very powerful attacks.

Guy 1: Dude what happened to the toilet?
Guy 2: Man I just took a Falcon SHIT!

by Nigger_guy April 6, 2009

falcon story

A story that is a lie or bullshit. It can be a complete lie or just a partial lie.

He's telling you a falcon story. He's full of shit.

by thegoatmilkguy May 18, 2015

Foot falcon

Nigel: Hey lookout now Der bro,why you walking?
Neville: I bin dun drinking goonI gotta take the foot falcon cuz.

Neville lost his license now he's on the foot falcon

by Forestfreak June 12, 2018

falcon in the attic

When you are calling bullshit on someone, in essence saying you don't believe their incredible story. So named for the balloon boy story that ended with Falcon (the boy's name) having been hiding in the attic all day while rescue workers chased the balloon across the country.

Matt: So, I was at the bar last night, and I walked up to hit on this girl. She and her two female friends thought I was hilarious. We went back to my place and I fucked all three!

Mike: And you know what I heard? There's a falcon in the attic!

Matt: Huh?

by ChuckChaser69 March 25, 2010

Falcon Kicking

Not to be confused with the attack used by popular Nintendo character Captain Falcon, Falcon Kicking is when a man quickly sticks his foot up another man's gluteus maximus while screaming FALCON KICK! at the top of his lungs. This usually results in the tearing of the anal tissue and bleeding but for some this turns them on even more. Right now this fetish is huge in Japan because every weird and creepy fetish is huge in Japan.

Bob: I'm gonna Falcon Kick you so hard Billy.
FALCON KICK!!!

Billy: ahhhh so good!
*massive orgasm and blood squirts*

Billy: We should do Falcon Kicking every day! Now get a mop, i'm starting to flood the floor with all the blood coming out of my butt

by admiralackbarlovesuall September 2, 2010

Falcon Northwest

Maker of ultra high-end gaming PCs. They are ultra expensive as well. Their desktop PC models include the Mach V, the Talon, and the Fragbox. They also offer two laptop PC models, one being a desktop replacement and the other a budget-wary model. Regardless of what components you select for your Falcon Northwest PC, you are getting one hell of a computer. However, you can probably build your own gaming PC comparable to a Falcon Northwest at a fraction of the cost. See also Alienware.

That fully loaded Mach V by Falcon Northwest costs more than many used cars.

by F alcon January 8, 2006

blue falcon

A socially acceptable reference to the acronym 'bf', also known as 'buddy fuck'; referring to an action that leads to 'fucking over' your 'buddy'. Common in military parlance. See also wordbf/word

Our LT-CMD took point, led us through a mine field and almost blue falconed the entire platoon.

by Sidmystic July 17, 2003